Riddle 48

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hairs.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

 and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me , I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle.

Answer:The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is,"No." The reason is that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the riddle and there is nothing that satisfies the requirements above.